Tokens Tokens Everywhere

I've been amassing Tier1 tokens like they're going out of style. Usually I play the 18 seat $8 turbo that pays out 5 tokens. The players are sooooo bad on these. You are obviously going to be screwed by the perfect FTP RNG once in a while with a four flush against some asshat holding 86o who thinks it's the nuts, but that's just poker I guess. Here's an example of a three way all-in:



Today I jumped into my old nemesis, the $6 double shootout heads-up token SNG, where winner takes all. I usually manage to destroy my first opponent only to royally mess up in the second game and leave empty handed. I was determined to not do it this time. My opponent was putting up a strong aggressive fight, but eventually walked right into this:



He bet on all streets and eventually shoved on the river when he made a boat with A9s. Hey, last time I made quads in heads up I eventually lost, so this was not a good omen. I got Aces a few hands later and couldn't get any action. We played over 50 hands and he tried to slowplay Aces and let me catch my set on the river, ouch:



Result:



Hooray for me.