I board and take my seat in business class. Row behind me I see the wipe-out kid and his mom. Grandma walks up and says: "they had a mix up with the seats, I'm all the way in the back". The mom just shrugs. Grandma is crestfallen and drags her carry-on to coach. Alone. For the next 8 hours. Meanwhile the damned kid is screaming out blast off count downs. Good thing Delta passes out ear plugs.
On a lighter side, the menu looks good. Here's what I will have:
Moroccan crab salad
Cream of asparagus soup
Grilled beef tenderloin and shrimp scampi (with lemon risotto and sauted zucchini and squash)
Fruit, cheese and a vanilla ice cream sundae
I will probably hit a couple of double Bailey's on the rocks and snore it up all the way to Tegel. Good thing Delta passes out ear plugs.
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5 comments:
Baileys is for fa gs.
If had ear trouble my whole life. When the plane takes off, I go deaf. Medical conditions can be soooooo cooool!
I need to get a job that flies me everywhere business class. They don't give out ear plugs in coach. Good thing I have semi-noise canceling headphones.
Fuel, you would know all about fag drinks, I'm sure. Double Bailey's goes down smooth and knocks big Kaja out for the duration of the flight...
and JL, my job doesn't fly me business class. They fly me on the cheapest tickets they can afford. But I fly around so much that I can upgrade myself with points and upgrade coupons. When I was your age I got a job that flew me to a different country every week. You can see where I've been here. I haven't updated in a year but I am sure it's a pretty good count.
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