What Would Kaja Do Do?
That's gold Kaj.
Every teenage boy should learn the dangers of camel toad. LOL. Thanks for the laugh!
My first stint in rehab was for camel toed. It all happened when I got picked up by the cops. I was pulled over when I was swerving because I couldn't keep my eyes off of the camel toad I had sitting in the passenger's seat. I couldn't wait to get to that toad and take a big snort. At first, I thought I was going to get away with it because when the cop first said he smelled pussy in my car, I was glad that the pussy willow air freshener did its job. Then he mentioned that it smelled like bad clams and I was all, 'No officer, my left over clams are fresh from dinner.' I was actually on my way back from dinner with the camel toad at the time. Still, I guess I was swerving bad because he asked me to get out of the car and when he did, he could tell from the stain on my pants that I had just had some camel toad on my lap. When he looked in the driver's seat, he saw the toad and claimed that was what he was smelling. I still think it was the air freshener and the left overs, but who am I to say. Long story short, the cop was kinda cool. I could tell from his mustache that he, too, liked a bit of the ole camel toad (there was some residue on his stache that looked like dried toad goo). But when he checked my trunk, he found two camel toads I had picked up earlier that day (don't worry, they were dead) and he insisted on taking me in.Talk about a buzz kill.
Jordan wins, thread over.
I kinda loffled in my pants on that one XD
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