Thursday, August 14, 2008

Company Policy

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the monkeys with cold water. After awhile, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result -- all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, replace another one of the original monkeys with a new one, then a fourth, then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beatings of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as he knows that's the way it's always been done around here.......

And that's how company policy begins.

7 comments:

Main Event Mike said...

I've always liked that analogy. Oldie but a goodie. Thanks for the support on my recent bad run. Things have turned my way in the last couple of days and the bankroll is climbing again.

Instant Tragedy said...

Hoo Hoo HA HA!

Very nice analogy.

Better in a visual where they are in suits though :-)

IT

OhCaptain said...

Unlike IT, I prefer the story with hot babes instead of monkeys and replace the suites with bikinis and then replace the banana...wait...then this wouldn't be work safe...never mind. I said nothing.

HighOnPoker said...

I never heard that analogy before, but I really like it. Good stuff, Kaja.

TripJax said...

Now shut the flock up before I spray some water on yo ass.

lightning36 said...

The unfortunate thing is ... this is all too true.

SirFWALGMan said...

The new monkeys kick the stair monkeys asses because it is fun... derrr..