OK, I've had it! I'm running for president!

None of these boobs seem to know what they're doing. Give me your vote and I will make sure everything changes. There is already a huge grassroots campaign going and I need you guys to spread the word.

Check out the media coverage here.

My name is Kajagugu and I approve this message, damnit!

UPDATE: Allan Duke asked about my economic plan. So here it is in a nutshell.

Since the government obviously has an unlimited supply of money, I will give $1M to each household in the country. According to the US Census Department there are over 78K families, so that would put a dent in our national debt, but since nobody really cares about that or has any intention of paying it back, who cares? Right? That $1M will allow families to pay off their debt, pay off their mortgages, pay off college loans, pay off car loans, pay for their kids college and perhaps buy a couple of gallons of gas, if they can find any. We will all be educated and debt free. Sounds like a great plan to me.

Any other bright questions out there?

Straight No Chaser

The power of the Internets is astounding! One of my buds was part of an a cappella group in college and for their ten year reunion they posted a couple of videos on YouTube. 8 million views later they got a call from Atlantic records and are now releasing their first album at the end of October:



Spread the word! These guys are awesome! Buy their album! Buy it as presents for all the people you don't know what to get! Buy it as stocking stuffers! BUY IT!!!

And check out their official website here: www.sncmusic.com

You can even pre-order it right now. Do it! Now!

For the Jewish new year - Kosher Fail

Check it out here in case my submission to FAIL Blog is not post worthy:



Shana Tova!

Really Danny?

An actual poker related post finally. I got an e-mail this morning from PokerStars letting me know all about their Million Dollar Men promotions and freerolls. Pretty nice. They even have a Tournament of Champions:

We’ll also be running a Tournament of Champions where the MDM will take on former World Champs Greg Raymer, Chris Moneymaker, Joe Hachem and Tom McEvoy. It will be great poker viewing and you can watch it exclusively at PokerStars, so don’t miss it.

So then I get to the end and have to do a double take on the signature at the bottom:


What? Really? Danny boy has lost his marbles. Since when did he become a World Champion? I thought maybe he won one of those 10K events they had this year and was counting that so I went and checked it. Nope. He won event 20 which was not a World Championship event. I scanned all his past cashes and none were World Champion worthy.

So what's up Danny? Is this just wishful thinking or a little bit of champion's envy?

This can't be real, right?

UPDATE: No, it's not real. It's from some magazine in Seattle called The Stranger.

WTF is this????

Or this?



Check out the crane operator running away:



No matter what your politics:

New Joke

I usually don't get any new jokes that I haven't heard before, but this one was new and made me laugh:

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The cop says: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane … and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 19, sir.'

The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

Where have I been?

You may ask yourself. You may wonder. Let me tell you.

I have been amassing a small fortune. Mostly in GBP and Euros. People keep sending me e-mails, asking me to help them move money and give me a cut. It's the easiest job I have ever had. I guess the word is out that you can trust 'ole Kaja when it comes to moving your dead uncle's money while you're rotting away, stuck in some prison. I swear, they must be passing my name around. I get at least 5-8 e-mails a day asking for help.

I did the first few, just out of the goodness of my heart. Because, you know, my heart is pure. But then they were adamant about giving me some sort of commission. Even though I resisted at first, they just wouldn't let it go. Where can we send you the money? What currency do you want it in? Will you accept gold bricks in lieu of hard cold cash? Gold bricks are fun.

The sums of money they keep offering me is truly astounding. Some people only have around 550K Euros to move, but some have asked to move as much as 12.5M GBP. Where does someone even get that kind of money? Anyway, none of my business, right?

All they ask you for are some personal details, so that they can verify that I am who they really think I am. And then they send the money. So simple.

Anyway, if anyone wants to get in on the ground floor of this awesome opportunity, let me know and I will forward them your e-mail. They really like e-mail. And don't forget, these opportunities won't last forever. There are only that many dead Nigerian princes and British doctors of African descent, you know.

Oh, and I was also on vacation at the beach. Which was absofuckinglutely the best time I have ever had on vacation I think.