Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Haywood Jablome

One of my fav new shows and websites is Tosh.0 on Comedy Central. So I was going through some of the recent posts and came across the one about some guy in Fargo called Haywood Jablome:



So being the inquisitve fella I am I went to ancestry.com to see if there have been any real Haywood Jablome folks and right away found 5 in the phone books:



There are hundreds of Jablowme, Jablomie, Jablowmy and every other spelling variation. I couldn't find any in the US Census, Immigration or WWI & WWII drafts, where I actually thought they would be. Instead I found this:



So Haywood Yew Jablomie, born in Iowa, married Zimzamina Zexina and died in Tahiti two months before his son Haywood Jablomie was born in Guadalajara, Mexico. The son then goes on and marries Ivana Tinkle. Ivana's parents were Baron von Tinkle and Willa Catheter. Haywood and Ivana had a son called Craven Morehead. Awesome.

Then I went to leave a comment on that post and got a fun Captcha to enter:



Gigolos like? Seriously? WTF?

1 comment:

23skidoo said...

You have way too much time on your hands.


Have a happy new year.