WTF is going on? Been reading lots of stuff lately. Apparently my brotha Waffles is trying to score some poon by running a half marathon. Seriously? That better be some high class poon if you're going to end up coughing up a lung for it. Maybe Waffles and Bayne should stop docking so much and focus on getting Waffles laid as often as possible with as many chicas as possible. What's the point of getting a divorce if you're going to wait until you can run a half marathon to bust a nut? Whateva!
Moving right along.
Tosh.0 is the best show on TV. Seriously:
What else? Oh yeah, I don't know what they did to the show called Lost because whatever they are doing this season is just plain boring. I bet Julius Goat is still going to say it is the best thing to have ever been transmitted over the airwaves. And then Hoy will write about 25,000 words repeating the same thought over and over again. Seriously, now he's posting complete posts inside other posts. Sigh.
Then this Mastodon Weekend thing happened and my bud BrainMc, who is married but still lives like a fucking single guy cause he pretty much gets to do whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants, goes and doesn't even have the courtesy to ask me if I want to go too. Nice. Real nice. I won't feel bad torturing you next time you show your face in our monthly game. No more bounties for you! (I keed because I love you man. And I am jealous too, damnit!) Oh and by the way, who taught you to throw a Frisbee? Sheesh.
Ok, here's more Tosh.0:
|Video Breakdown - Drunken Darts|
|Epic Beard Man|