Whatevs

I can't stop laughing this is so true!!!

As previously seen:

And the flip side:

Mailboxes (not the electronic kind)

Not sure why, but walking around my neighborhood lately I seem to see a lot of mailboxes that have been bumped into or outright ran over. I mean, how drunk can someone be to just run right into a giant white pole on a residential street? Idiots!

The problem with residential mailboxes, especially in a subdivision like ours, is that they all have to look the same. And once the neighborhood is built, it's not going to be easy to find the exact replica of what is now laying on your front lawn in a pile of splinters and crushed metal. You can't just march into home Depot and expect to find one like it. And it's not just the post you need to find, it's also an identical box. So it's a pain in the ass, is all I'm sayin'.

And if we're on the subject - one of my neighbors has a magnetic mailbox cover with his favorite college team logo on it. I thought that was kind of cute. I love when people decide to personalize their mailboxes. So I called our HOA to make sure that he wasn't violating any codes and they sent him a warning. I'm very neighborly like that.

Boom-Shak-a-Lak

Hosted the monthly home game. For some unknown reason the universe was smiling at me tonight and instead of busting out first like I always do when I host the game at my place, get this, I cashed twice. First game chopped for almost even with 1st place. Second game I won outright after playing heads-up with eBalz after everyone left. Sa-weet.

I didn't get many good hands. The one big pair I got was QQ UTG, which I popped to 3x and got called by both SB and BB. Flop was 969 and all three of ended up in a raising war and all-in. SB had 66 and BB had TT. I get my lovely Queen on the river and triple up. Nice one there poker gods.

Anyway, bunch of bounties and some moola. Nothing else to report. Move along now.

LOLz

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FU Blogger and FU Google

This is probably the beginning of the end. Google fucked up my domain renewal for KajaguguPoker.com and now some Chinese squatter has stolen it and is trying to resell it for $500. So fuck him and fuck Google. I registered a complaint with the registrar and will see what happened, but for now, that domain is kaput.

I was planning to move this blog to a WordPress platform and that is probably what will happen once I register a new domain.

Blah!